SINCE MY GRANDMA WORKS IN A CLINIC SUPPORTING PEOPLE WITH AIDS/HIV I ASKED HER TO GET ME SOME CONDOMS JUST CAUSE I DON’T HAVE ANY AND SHE FUCKING COMES BACK WITH A WHOLE BOX
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how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”
samuel l. jackson is so adorable on twitter look at these old ppl selfies
Mindy went on to say, “I’m afraid a couple of you are probably evil — that’s just the odds.” So watch the full Harvard Law School commencement speech here.
you’ll go for who you go for. and if he likes you back and you guys are awesome, you’ll be awesome.
but if your friends tell you he’s a dick, consider it a bit, maybe. think about it seriously. take yourself outside of it and think about it.
my friends told me a guy was a dick once, and i didn’t listen. i wasted like an entire year pining, and it affected me in the long run more than it could’ve. so be careful, because you’re awesome and deserve only awesome. c:
if he is indeed awesome, then you go, dude! smart, cute, sarcastic sounds like a great mix of attractive qualities c:
last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.